Bangang ke Bengong?

True story...

A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes:

LHDN CLERK: "Boleh bagi alamat encik?" (Can you give me your address?)
TAXPAYER: "Hantar ke Ranhill Worley." (Send to Ranhill Worley)
LHDN CLERKI: "Ranhill... eja macam mana?" (err... How to spell Ranhill?)
TAXPAYER: "R.. for Rumah... A for Ayam.. N for Nangka... H for
Holland... I for itik... L for lain-lain... ." (spelling)
LHDN CLERK: "Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat tu" (OK, we will send to
that address...)

After waiting for a week, the form arrived - have a look at the address on the envelope!!!